my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
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one time i went to summer camp and they thought it would be a good idea to hold a contest to see who could sit on a huge block of ice the longest and if you did you won this
i won
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i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me
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Beat Bioshock infinite and the end… just what the fuck?